What I think things should be called.

A night write by Sam Reed. Written 10/21/10.

Home work should be called math Reading writing, torture. Nightwrites should be called daywrites. Class should be called sit down and do your work most of the time.

Recess should be called find something fun to do out-side. Paino should be called get bored and play the keys for a half a hour to a hour.

Swimming should be called swim or you'll get cold because the water heater is broken. Home should be called do what ever you need to your youll get yelled at. Gangs should be called bullies that kill each other and other people. News should be called not veary useful stuff. People likking people, people stealling and doing crazystuff, and also a big waste of your day. Texting should be called get addicted to your phone. Email should be called check the computer every 24 hours and a exuce to not let other people on the computer. Face Book should be called everyone in the world get a facebook accound and spend five hours on the computer and spend the other five on your phone and another five doing you homework and spend the last 15 hours sleeping. Fast food should be called a fast way to get fat.