This is my yellow nightwrite. My dad said I might get extra credit because it is "different". That is why I'm' doing this night-write on yellow paper. Because I am magic if I write on a green paper--I can turn invisible.
If I write on a blue paper I can stop time. If I write on a brown paper bats will come out of the ceiling and scare everyone around you. If I write on a black paper a one-foot tall black spider will appear in front of me, bare it's fangs and then disappear.
If I write on a red paper I will become good at everything. If I write on a gray paper I will get all the presents I want for Christmas. If I write on a purple paper I will get rich!
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
My nightwright
by Sam Reed. The latest installment of Sam's excellent writing skills. Written 10/17/10.
How to Gross out your older sister:
1) Eat starberries in little chunks. Put them at the back of your throat, then choke them back up.
2) Put yogurt in your mouth and with your tongue, push the yogurt through your teeth.
3) Pick your nose.
4) Create a drink at chuck 'A' rama with pepper in it, and make my sister drink it.
5) Not taking a bath for a week.
6) Eat with your mouth open.
7) Have a dirty room, burping and farting.
8) Eat mushrooms with tomatos or tuna with chocolate.
9) Cook noodles then snort them up your nose, once you have snorted up most of the noodle reach to the back of your throught and grab the end of the noodle and pull it out of your mouth. (I can't do it but my brother Neil can.)
That is how you gross your older sisters out.
How to Gross out your older sister:
1) Eat starberries in little chunks. Put them at the back of your throat, then choke them back up.
2) Put yogurt in your mouth and with your tongue, push the yogurt through your teeth.
3) Pick your nose.
4) Create a drink at chuck 'A' rama with pepper in it, and make my sister drink it.
5) Not taking a bath for a week.
6) Eat with your mouth open.
7) Have a dirty room, burping and farting.
8) Eat mushrooms with tomatos or tuna with chocolate.
9) Cook noodles then snort them up your nose, once you have snorted up most of the noodle reach to the back of your throught and grab the end of the noodle and pull it out of your mouth. (I can't do it but my brother Neil can.)
That is how you gross your older sisters out.
Friday, December 3, 2010
What I think things should be called.
A night write by Sam Reed. Written 10/21/10.
Home work should be called math Reading writing, torture. Nightwrites should be called daywrites. Class should be called sit down and do your work most of the time.
Recess should be called find something fun to do out-side. Paino should be called get bored and play the keys for a half a hour to a hour.
Swimming should be called swim or you'll get cold because the water heater is broken. Home should be called do what ever you need to your youll get yelled at. Gangs should be called bullies that kill each other and other people. News should be called not veary useful stuff. People likking people, people stealling and doing crazystuff, and also a big waste of your day. Texting should be called get addicted to your phone. Email should be called check the computer every 24 hours and a exuce to not let other people on the computer. Face Book should be called everyone in the world get a facebook accound and spend five hours on the computer and spend the other five on your phone and another five doing you homework and spend the last 15 hours sleeping. Fast food should be called a fast way to get fat.
Home work should be called math Reading writing, torture. Nightwrites should be called daywrites. Class should be called sit down and do your work most of the time.
Recess should be called find something fun to do out-side. Paino should be called get bored and play the keys for a half a hour to a hour.
Swimming should be called swim or you'll get cold because the water heater is broken. Home should be called do what ever you need to your youll get yelled at. Gangs should be called bullies that kill each other and other people. News should be called not veary useful stuff. People likking people, people stealling and doing crazystuff, and also a big waste of your day. Texting should be called get addicted to your phone. Email should be called check the computer every 24 hours and a exuce to not let other people on the computer. Face Book should be called everyone in the world get a facebook accound and spend five hours on the computer and spend the other five on your phone and another five doing you homework and spend the last 15 hours sleeping. Fast food should be called a fast way to get fat.
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