My nightwright

by Sam Reed. The latest installment of Sam's excellent writing skills. Written 10/17/10.

How to Gross out your older sister:

1) Eat starberries in little chunks. Put them at the back of your throat, then choke them back up.

2) Put yogurt in your mouth and with your tongue, push the yogurt through your teeth.

3) Pick your nose.

4) Create a drink at chuck 'A' rama with pepper in it, and make my sister drink it.

5) Not taking a bath for a week.

6) Eat with your mouth open.

7) Have a dirty room, burping and farting.

8) Eat mushrooms with tomatos or tuna with chocolate.

9) Cook noodles then snort them up your nose, once you have snorted up most of the noodle reach to the back of your throught and grab the end of the noodle and pull it out of your mouth. (I can't do it but my brother Neil can.)

That is how you gross your older sisters out.