Sam's Night Write--Living with girls

Sam has night writes for his 5th grade homework. This one he wrote a couple of months ago prior to Neil's return is really fun.

"I've been stuck with 5 girls for two years! (except for my dad). For two years I have been stuck with with my sisters Ruth, Rachel, Annie, and Alison. My sister Ruth plays with me a lot and taught me some things like:
1. girls that are young like Barbies.
2. girls get grumpy and mean around some of their life.

Rachel has gotten me used to weird questions that I don't understand like: Rachel: "Sodium 23?" Annie: "Atomic number, atomic mass". Rachel "But how would I find that?" etc. I asked them what they were talking about and Rachel said: "Chemistry I don't want to explain it to you".

Annie helps me understand a lot of stuff like math.

Alison talks about what I figured that all mothers that have one baby talk about: birth of the baby, stretch marks and sometimes gallbladders. Yeppy for me! I get to learn a lot of stuff before I want to! Alison sometimes talks about how she was in pain because of rocks in her gallbladder and it hurt more than pregnancy because it lasted to to three hours at a time. Another thing she talks about it stretchmarks she got. These are two of the main things I did not want to learn about.

Mom (or Shelly). My mom helps me in a lot of stuff and is really nice. I've learned a lot about girls and this experience might help me in the future. (And it probably will).

This is my nightwrite and some of this stuff has happened in the past week--like the stuff I said about Alison, Annie, Rachel, and Mom. This is what you get living with girls.